Adventures of Jenn and Brie….”the medicine is going to be like going to work drunk” …”I’ve never been drunk, but I have a meeting at 10″

Jenn is perhaps one of the single most wonderful people I know, and I am blessed beyond belief to have her in my life. In any instance, no matter what is happening, we can laugh together. She loves me for who I am, and have stayed by me in every path I have walked, good and bad.
What I love most about our friendship is that we are RIDICULOUS when we are together. It really doesn’t matter the time of day or night…or what we are doing…SOMETHING that is pee your pants funny will occur. This morning was one of those times where I am thankful for our ability to laugh together in every situation.

I had to get a spinal injection (ooo fun) which required me to be sedated and would be numb from the waist down. So, Jenn and I thought it would be best if she drive. There were several funny moments of this morning (many of which Jenn told me about later b/c I didn’t remember them) but here are the highlights:

Walking into the clinic arms linked Jenn “we look like a couple”

Doctor: Jenn, you are not supposed to be in here but your friend is so loopy that we need a witness to confirm that we told her the procedure.
Jenn: yea…she took both of the pills, but was only suppose to take 1/2 of one.

Doctor: I hope you have nothing planned today
Jenn: “She is going to work”
Doctor : “well, it will be like going to work drunk”
Brie: “I’ve never been drunk, but I have a meeting at 10!”

Jenn: “ right foot first, right foot, right food, stop being so damn stubborn, right foot” (attempting to walk up the stairs with one numb left leg

Brie: SUBWAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT!

Surprisingly the majority of our funny moments are not when one of us is drugged (okay, not when I am drugged…b/c that is often the case), but just on a normal day. Some of my favorite moments:

Jenn is obcessed with her Bonzi plant, and let me tell you traveling with her and that plant is a headache,especially if you are late to the airport. Jenn, holding tight to her dear bonze…stressing, and people not letting un into the lane we want screams “be a nice person, be a nice person….you’re going to hell!!!!!”
….a later road trip follows with Jenn explaining….”When I am stressed, people go to hell” (thanks Jenn, I will keep that in mind)

Another quality I love about Jenn…she is an only child. Which makes for excitement…the many micsiouviosu things she has done to me include:

Opening the bathroom door while I am using it (me saying “um, excuse me” and Jenn replying “oh calm down it will just be a second” and then proceeding to tie the bathroom door to my bedroom door
Stacking recycling outside my door so in the morning I would crash into it. (good morning sunshine)
Putting mini wheats in my bed and waiting to hear the shreak
Locking me out of my room in my towel
Taking my bed in the middle of the night
…..the list goes on….and there is always pay back.

Getting locked out of our appartment while trying to move all of my belongings into stoarge in the pouring rain, with a time limit of 30 minutes.

filling up the bath tub with water and putting all of our duck children in it (over 25) and then later thinking we were in trouble for it.

falling asleep and realizing that all of my shoes were in my bed. which she later feel asleep to find easter eggs in her bed.

JENN….you are wonderful. You bring so much joy to my life. One day I am going to show up at your door dressed as a sun to give you a visual of the light that you are to so many people. <3

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